Game Changer

This. Is. Delicious. It's a chocolate bar filled with goodness. Organic peanut butter, pink Himalayan sea salt (what the what?!), Maldon sea salt (Is that a place? Should I know it?!), and deep milk chocolate. Ignore the pretentious tone of the ingredients list...it's a scrumptious combination, whatever those fancy salts may be.

It is also $6.75 at our favorite neighborhood shop, Dave's Fresh Pasta, but it is worth every hard-earned cent.

The back of the box tells you "how to enjoy an exotic candy bar" in the following steps: Breathe, See, Smell, Snap, Taste and Feel. Here's a sample: "Notice the milky brown hue of the chocolate bar and the dark, glossy shine on the bar's surface, indicating a good temper." HA! Temper? Chocolate has a temper?! "Rub your thumb on the bar to help warm the chocolate and release the aromas. Can you sense the peanut butter parfum beneath the surface?"

Gibberish. Eat it like a herd of zombies is banging on your front door and a t-rex just woke up from his 100 million-year cryogenic slumber at your back door. It's chocolate for crying out loud. It deserves to be devoured. Done. (You can find it here.)